Gather the guardians of the hoax - The Register-Guard

In light of recent hurricanes and floods in the East and raging fires throughout the West, there is a danger that some of the believers in the great climate change hoax will begin questioning their beliefs and begin secretly harboring heretical thoughts. Those who have actually suffered from these catastrophes are the most likely to start losing their faith.

Therefore, it is critical that the hoax doctrine be re-enforced immediately despite EPA Director Pruitt’s comment that it would be “insensitive” to discuss the subject at this time.

To this end, I would suggest that a joint press conference be held with President Trump, Pruitt, and the Texas and Florida governors — Abbott and Scott, respectively — participating; these guardians of the hoax could reassure their constituents who might be wavering that their belief in this sacred doctrine is righteous.

Someone will have to accept the unenviable task of convincing Trump to share the spotlight. While the podium would be a tad crowded, the participation of Oklahoma Sen. Jim Imhofe would greatly enhance the credibility of the panel since he is the birth father of the hoax creed (or screed, if you prefer), and would also add gravitas to the event.

Henry J. Bielefeld

Springfield

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